themaskednegro:

Hyrule Warriors is game of the year and I don’t even have a Wii U.

(Source: tyforce-of-courage)

bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

(Source: toocooltobehipster)

detective-kelly:

If you really think I’m going to dedicate my whole life to some video game 

you would be correct

(Source: christavevo)

  • Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
  • Me: *Scrolls past*
mrblainefox:

made a smashing gif after working mostly in maya today.

mrblainefox:

made a smashing gif after working mostly in maya today.

(Source: theminishcap)

filmhabits:

Sin City: A Dame to Kill For - Red Band Trailer

Starring Jessica Alba, Mickey Rourke, & Rosario Dawson

In theaters August 22, 2014 (US)

floridasunshineee:

the best line ever

(Source: scream)

pseudologia-fantastica-me:

arrafrost:

lacigreen:

fulloflightning:

don’t blame women for the fact that someone they trusted betrayed them in such an intimate way

solidarity with my ladies

for real i’m so sick of everyone blaming women when their asshole partners share their PRIVATE, CONSENSUAL pictures with the public

[x]

THIS IS FOR EVERY GENDER

(Source: dutchster)

(Source: blockchiken)

stoned-levi:

"He takes these arm jokes too fucking far, man. Christ. You shouldn’t do that to someone who isn’t sober.

Anyway, Happy Thanksgiving you fuckbags. Stay away from the mall.”

doodlecri:

I’m prouder of this than I should be

doodlecri:

I’m prouder of this than I should be

psicomana:

エド & アイン - Ed & Ein [カウボーイビバップ  - Cowboy Bebop]

psicomana:

エド & アイン - Ed & Ein [カウボーイビバップ  - Cowboy Bebop]

deadlyspoons:

I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

(Source: whitedad)